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**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friend duo this week as they talk about some of their best ‘how petty can you be?’ stories. Mike tells Tabby about holding the door etiquette and who gets to be first after holding the door open. A listener writes in about their 3 year old giving their cat and impromptu bath before 6am and coffee. Tabby tells Mike about her cat’s aggressive love for coconut oil. The bff’s talk about what condiments they both hold near and dear to their hearts and what’s the difference between spam emails and spam in a can. Mike and Tabby argue about the best way to eat a protein bar. A submission about using bio freeze incorrectly and a frozen butthole scare the two bff’s into actually looking up what even IS bio freeze? End the episode listening to two of their road rage stories.