002 Can You Shit On This Bus?
2 episodes in and all we’ve got are shit jokes. Serious content warning if you want to avoid hearing 5 grown adults talk about shitting themselves. Nothing can ever prepare you for what happens to your body on tour. You do irreparable damage to your back and knees, you eat like a garbage can, you piss in bottles, and sometimes, you end up shitting yourself. Taking a quality and private shit on tour is a luxury. If you are fortunate enough to be graced with a safe and enjoyable bathroom experience while on tour, it will undeniably be the highlight of your day. These tales are from the times where we were not fortunate enough to have a pleasant bathroom experiences in the sanctum sanctorum. It was the best of times, it was the shittiest of times.
